“二(èr )战”时期(qī ),盟军要实施安奇奥登陆计划,迫于对一(🛍)门叫安(ān )奇奥大炮的(de )超(🎹)级武器(qì )的忌惮,要派两个(gè )(🥩)精锐(ruì )特工去摧(👋)毁(huǐ )这门(mén )(🎏)大炮(pào )(🌗),结果(guǒ )两(liǎng )个傻逼被派了去,最后经过一(yī )连(lián )串搞笑事件,阴差阳错的(🐖)最后完成(🎿)了任务。 (🍮) 片(🙁)段(duàn )一(yī ):(🖍)德国人在北非布(bù )(🐖)置了一个陷阱(🌙),准(zhǔn )备了(🔩)一幅假(📯)的防(fáng )(🛑)御(yù )工事(shì )地(dì )图让(💱)这二个士兵带回去(💻)。他们却阴差(chà )(🐑)阳错的拿走了真的(👓)地图,最终赢得了战役(yì )。 (👃) 片段二:他们化(huà )装(zhuāng )成管道工潜入德(dé )军在(🚴)意(🧣)大利(⚾)的司令部(🗳),给(🈁)他们卫生间的管(🍑)道修(xiū )得(💍)乱七八糟,把(bǎ )将军(jun1 )淋(lín )了个(🐨)落(👪)汤鸡(🤷)。将军(jun1 )去换衣服,拉开抽屉发(fā )现一套新的(🤔)军服,于(🤥)是洗头洗(👌)脸准备换上新军服(🥅)的时候闭着眼把脸(liǎn )(🔎)盆里的脏水倒(dǎo )进抽屉里(lǐ )了((🌸)柜子(⏳)旁(páng )边有一(yī )个(gè )废(👛)水(shuǐ )桶)。那(📤)个将军(🔪)是(🐂)最主(🛃)要的一个配角,很有意思。到(🚤)影片结束前(qián )1分钟,都(🔮)没(méi )有(yǒu )一句(jù )(🔬)台(tái )词。最后说(🚪)了一句“谢谢”。 (🏡) 片段三:(🛃)德军(jun1 )有一(yī )门超级大炮俯视着联军(🏆)将要登陆的海滩(tān )。这二(èr )个士(👔)兵(😼)居然化(huà )装成(chéng )希(xī )特勒和(♈)随从,去视(🐑)察大炮,把大炮(pào )炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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